Poor Paula, she just can't get a break.  Maybe she doesn't need one? In her most earnest and, "Honest ossifer, I only had tee martoonis" voice Paula says she's never been drunk. Surprisingly, we believe her. Honest, really! Watch the Believability Meter and make up your own mind.  We've made ours up, and we're going out for a beer to celebrate. Please turn out the lights when you're done.